I learned a lot about being a friend when I was alone.
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shutupwomangetonmypurplehorse:
is that mercury
Looks like unicorn blood
…potterheads
Oi, we don’t get to ruin posts much. Shut yer face.
I really loved how unicorn blood in Harry Potter looks like mercury, see in ancient China they thought drinking mercury would make them immortal , but instead it killed them and made them crazy, kinda like what the unicorn blood did to Voldy.
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hey … so,.. uhh… (looks at notecards) did you uh did …you fall out of heaven because um (drops cards) shit fuck oh god fuck im so sorry youre-youre just s o.pretty i m soryr
(via socratic-paradox)
“you’re denying it so it must be true!”
NO IM DENYING IT BECAUSE ITS FALSE MOTHERFUCKER
(via c0untl3s5starsinth3sky)
This is epic.
This is pretty rad
My brain feels violated.
(Source: ahundreddevils, via cameronliddellsguitarpick)
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
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