Love Your Friends, Die Laughing.
thatoneoncer:

angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.
As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.
Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

And guess what? They’re changing the whole damn policy now. Instead of one free drink of choice, you’ll have a $4 off coupon. So, good job, asshole. You ruined it for everyone.

thatoneoncer:

angelclark:

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

And guess what? They’re changing the whole damn policy now. Instead of one free drink of choice, you’ll have a $4 off coupon. So, good job, asshole. You ruined it for everyone.

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hauntsclemmings:

this line just really means a lot to me. 

hauntsclemmings:

this line just really means a lot to me. 

(via internetexplwhorer)

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1 day ago

Leonardo Dicaprio as Jordan Belfort in The Wolf of Wall Street.

(Source: bradpitted, via madxxxsounds)

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lady-comedian:

katie-and-her-fandoms:

courageisgraceunderpressure:

"Just kiss like normal people kiss"
I love them so so much

Just thought I’d bring this back because there will never be a moment when this wasn’t the most perfect thing to happen to television

they’re to cute i can’t take it

Can we take a moment to see how in this gif

image

Emma is going in for a normal kiss and then Andrew just kind of “lol nope going for that chin”, and then in this gif

image

Emma’s all like “oh okay”

(Source: theflavourofyourlips, via flowerminds)

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shaclows:

and every time we touch, i get this feeling
and every time we kiss i swear i can fly

shaclows:

and every time we touch, i get this feeling

and every time we kiss i swear i can fly

(via flowerminds)

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1 day ago
lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

lesbianvenom:

college is a truly amazing place

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1 day ago

Disney & Pixar Films » Frozen (2013)

"So cut through the heart, cold and clear. Strike for love and strike for fear. See the beauty, sharp and sheer. Split the ice apart and break the frozen heart."

(via nostalgiaunicorn)

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killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

(via full-timebullshitter)

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goodnessgracious10:

AHHHH

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS GIF SET FOREVER. 

(Source: vanessalengies, via full-timebullshitter)

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