This is epic.
This is pretty rad
My brain feels violated.
(Source: ahundreddevils, via cameronliddellsguitarpick)
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
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so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
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Did you know that by spelling the english word SOCKS outloud, you are also saying the spanish phrase Eso si que es, which means “it is what is is”.
My spanish teacher told us this last year and I will never forget it
can we say socks instead of yolo?
yes.
Mama, just killed a man #SOCKS
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The Death Rose (Rosa calvaria) is a rare and mysterious plant species. Beautiful when blooming, the buds form skull like faces when wilting.Biologists still don’t understand how the Death Rose forms these shocking designs as they are impossible to grow in lab experiments.
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me & the girls (:
i have gotten over 20 messages like this in the last 5-6 hours judging me for being a slutty 12 year old girl that needs to ‘re-evaluate’ her life. I AM A FUCKING 17 YEAR OLD WHITE BOY THAT JUST REBLOGGED THIS YOU STUPID PIECES OF SHIT.
sweet baby jesus
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Tiny planet of the new Cedar Point entrance and roller coaster GateKeeper.
STOP READING IF YOU ARE UNDER THE AGE OF 21 OR NOT MARRIED:
i just counted my jellybeans and there are 69 of them (if you don’t get it i will explain, 69 is a SEXUAL number because it is a sexual position and you shouldn’t do it if you are NOT married, i am very sorry jesus for thinking about these things)
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i just made it transparent.
plus, the part where “porn” is written will match the color of your blog
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